Two reviews;
[First half]
I've got a reason why smoking doesn't make you gay. I'm not gonna tell you, just thought you'd like to know there is one.
[Second half]
I wanna hear the story about the seagull!
I liked the 'hearing them think' part. Not so much that that kind of thing is cool, but it gave you a chance to give me an impression about those two people that they wouldn't say to each other.